Lizzy’s Emo Corner

Congratulations! You finished the test!
You can’t be that lazy, can you? Taking that into account, you are officially…

40% Lazy!

That’s higher than the worldwide average of 39%!

Compared to others…

58% less lazy than you — 5% as lazy as you — 37% blah blah blah…

Of the 2,848,210 test takers so far…

The average test-taker gets 8 hours of sleep a night

watches 4 hours of TV and plays 2 hours of videogames a day

and takes showers 7 times a week.

Trust fund kids are LESS likely to own a beer hat.

Vegetarians are MORE likely to think about the future.

You might want to sit down…

You exhibit a Stress Factor of

((( 18% )))

—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!

Compared to others…

Worldwide Stress Average: 22%

30% better off than you — 5% like you — 65% worse off than you

Interestingly enough…

Women are MORE stressed than men.

Ladies average 23% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.

The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.

54% of test-takers bite their nails.

20% have bacne.

You are a Mastermind!

(Submissive Introverted Abstract Thinker)

You are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this scheming.

Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader— you’ve definitely got the vision thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.

Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns.

Compared to 14,918,526 other test takers…

23% are more Submissive than you.		57% are more Dominant than you.
20% are just as Submissive as you.
34% are more Introverted than you.		48% are more Extroverted than you.
18% are just as Introverted as you.
32% are more Abstract than you.		67% are more Concrete than you.
1% are just as Abstract as you.
20% are more Thinking than you.		73% are more Feeling than you.
8% are just as Thinking as you.

Some interesting facts about The Personality Test…

14,918,526 people have taken the test.

Of those, 64% were female and 36% were male.

The most common personality type is Dreamer at 13% of test takers.

The least common is Administrator at only 3%.

Women prefer Einstein. Men do, too.

Women would rather sell their bodies. Men would, too.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Sunday, December 8th 2069
At the ripe old age of 77 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (5%)

Confusion (3%)

Drowning (3%)

Horrible Accident (2%)

The results are in… thou art:

41% Wench!

That’s higher than the worldwide average of 38%!

60% less wenchtastic than you — 3% equal to you — 37% wenchier than you

Of the 11,093,579 test takers so far…

53% can use a gun.

49% have been in a catfight.

45% have cheated in a relationship.

53% forget birthdays.

49% blamed a friend for farting.

27% gnawed while making nice.

18% wear lots of hairspray.

23% stomped on someone with high heels.

Women who like the taste of beer are MORE likely to cheat on their boyfriends.

Canadian women are MORE likely to consider themselves successful.

Girls with tattoos DON’T LIKE authority.

Girls who sleep with married men are MORE likely to forget their friends’ birthdays.

I’ve never been this annoyed at my story before.

It’s making me feel;

irritated

insecure

stupid

I’m just blah…